JL: Hey man, happy birthday! how does it feel to be celebrating your birthday after you have been dead for so long?
Newton: You kidding me? They are honoring apples everywhere in my name.
JL: Haha really? well maybe they like apples a LOT. ^^ anyway since you are here, why not give us a brief run down on whats newton's 3 laws..
Newton: Oh sure.. Woman.. beer.. s..[got cut by JL]
JL: 3 laws not 3 needs, newton.
Newton: oh okie, first law.. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
JL: hmm Law of Procastination?
Newton: Right! I discovered then.. when i refuse to wake up in bed every morning and my mum has to kick me out of bed.
JL; Right.. what about the 2nd law then?
Newton: oh ya that one.. F=ma .
JL: Thats it?
Newton: yup.. the amount of force my mum used to kick me out of bed = her body mass x the increasing speed her foot is moving at.. I feel it first that fateful morning.
JL: ouch.. that has to hurt. Don't tell me your 3rd law has something to do with your mum as well.
Newton: goodness! Of course not, 3rd law is all about me.. you see.. after she kick me.. i woke up.. and I kick her back with the same amount of force. As such for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. She grounding me for a week is another example as well.
JL: I never would have guess. So any last words?
Newton: well, can you lend me 10 bucks?
JL: What the? you are one of the founding father of ...
Newton: I lose it all on the stock market.. well you know.. I can calculate lots of things.. just not mankind madness. anyway i got to go back to newton circus.. erm.. i mean circle.. bye bye.
JL: Thats all folks, till next time where we get to interview galileo, the old world peeping tom.
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