Jikan Lord VS Naked man

A naked man manage to enter the realm of Jikan Space!
Naked Man:  "I don't think i am in kansas anymore."

Obviously he has way too many of one of this..  
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/what_bugs_me/299222/nude_man_walks_around_aimlessly.html

"Jikan Security Forces send the guy out of here pls!" shouted Jikan Lord

Jikan Lord VS Amazon

The Amazon has manage to find their ways into the jikan space!

They carry with them tons of stuff which they sell as shiny holy artifacts to ignorant tribals.

Amazon: "We... come... here... to ... show .. you ... this.."
amazon brings out shiny tin can.
"This.. is.. good.. stuff... will ... bring .. .you .. many... shiny... gold.. coins.. "

and this is what they show me..

                                
                     

"Okie I am convinced you guys sell everything." answered Jiken Lord, "And after i sell 200, 000,000 of these and MAYBE i can retired."
Do Comment here if you do buy one of this, maybe i can start a " I bet i can find 200 million people who will buy this item from my post @ http://jikan-lord.blogspot.com/ " FB group or something.

About Jikan Space

: Jikan space is a place where time do not flow :

To enter this special space require either one of the "Big Three"

1. Jikan Gear - A rare item that it's origin is unknown, rumored to be created by someone almighty and modified by the first generation of Jikan lord for purpose unknown.

2. Google search engine - A virtual item said to be created by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, its ability depend solely on the user's strength. Rumored to be able to take the form of "Best Friend"

3. Affinity to Jikan - Not really a item but rather an ability which some might call talent. Holder of this ability suddenly come to know of the existence of http://jikan-lord.blogspot.com/ via spacing out or some other means too explicable to be mentioned.